So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
So. Much. Porn.
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