Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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