i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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