I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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