genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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