Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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