I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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