If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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