i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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