The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
