it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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