Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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