maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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