why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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