So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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