Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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