what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize