We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You need Xanax blowdarts
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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