were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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