Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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