You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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