question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
