Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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