you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We're too hungover to prance.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
