My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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