i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
