bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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