shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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