why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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