Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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