no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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