Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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