I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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