Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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