She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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