The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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