That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize
