Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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