Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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