I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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