what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Help. Why am I so naked?
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