How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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