I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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