We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
bring money and cleavage
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Alive.
So much puke
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize
