Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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