Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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