I just saw a hot homeless man
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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