Jerry, you need to find god
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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