You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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