when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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