I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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