you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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