Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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