I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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