it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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