youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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