i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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