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(817): View more from Texas

Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.

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(360): View more from Washington

just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.

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(806): View more from Texas

And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...

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(775): View more from Nevada

he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.

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(813): View more from Florida

Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.

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(347): View more from New York

You blew him?!?!

(201): View more from New Jersey

*Am blowing

(201): View more from New Jersey

And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.

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(360): View more from Washington

I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.

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